I HAS THE BEST STORY EVAR HERE I GO.
TODAY I MADE BACON PANTS
I WENT TO THE PARK
I SAW SQUIRRELS
THE SQUIRRELS ATE MY PANTS
I GOT SO PISSED I ATE THEM
THAT WAS GOOD SQUIRREL STEW
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS??
(REALLY DO YOU KNOES? I HAVE NO IDEA)