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 Larry the Magical Porkchop

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PostSubject: Larry the Magical Porkchop   Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:36 am

I wrote this for my cousin

Once upon a time there was a magical pork chop. His name was Larry. He was able to speak and dance
and he loved to play with the children of a small African village. But one day, a massive famine
sweeped over the poor African village, killing thousands of men, women, and children. They captured
Larry during one of his morning walks and cooked him alive in a pot of boiling water. They then
proceeded to divide him into equally sized chunks. However, the butcher who cut up Larry's
delicious and lightly seasoned carcass was biased in his butchery, and gave larger pieces to
the members of his tribe. This resulted in an inter-tribal war, which would involve the use
of thermonuclear weapons. In the end, everyone died from radiation posioning, disease, or
starvation.

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PostSubject: Re: Larry the Magical Porkchop   Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:15 pm

Its a good story but, WHY ARE THEY BLACK?!?!?!

jk jk lol, u had to put teh keeds in there right?

Good to see your using your work hours correctly

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PostSubject: Re: Larry the Magical Porkchop   Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:24 pm

I read this to mah little cousin, (he is 2). AND HE LOVED IT! He started drooling all over mah computer and screwed it up! Thx Nick Wink
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