Vivek's high journals

Ok so Ive decided whenever im high and creativity is flowing out of my face hole ill write crazy awesome shit. Basically this is a thread for when im bored. Expect storys about mythical creatures, pandas and the almighty god lamb with his electro wool of 1 million volts. There are only a few rules here
1. Screw reason and shoot logic in the face
2. You can write your own weird stories if you want or you can comment on others
3. I hate spelling correctly and grammar so never comment about it
4. Sometimes ill write an orgy of words with no paragraphs like I usually do or sometimes if im really high i might consider making it organized.
5. Eat anything in the way of you and your eternal love with creatures of epicness such as giant man eating worms, demons from peoples belly buttons and the legendary pickle of evil who is currently in pickle juice.

My almighty Vivek, you forgot quite the amount of periods in that, err... journal.

FUCK YOU........ I am almighty ruler but dont comment on freakin grammar.

Don't*

Pickles are just Cucumbers soaked in evil.

Then what are cucumbers? They are pandas who get made into sushi after rolling around in the grass too long

Ok random first story im bored and I right what comes to my mind first. That was a pickle army. Hope your ready im adding spaces to this story.

The background is the main character Kane who learns he can control the energy within the pickle juice. Everything in this world runs off of pickle juice energy. The pickle juice later regains its energy by eating trees and plants. Although the pickle king is evil and invented pickle juice that devoured humans that opposed him. ( The pickle king is a pickle, but everyone else is human).

It was the dawn of a boring day. It was the same thing everyday. My eyes slowly opened and are flooded with light. I walked out of my cave and headed down to the town to steal food again.
As I was about to steal a piece of bread from a merchant a heard a whizzing sound then an explosion. I was only able to think for a second there then everything went blank. It was a pickle bomb it definitely killed everyone including myself.
I open my eyes and there was a blinding light. It filled my eyes. Groaning I get up saying to myself,"Time to go steal from the town again". Then I remembered everyone around me was dead. The pickle juice engulfed their bodys and swarmed inside the victims bodys destroying their bodys internally.
Even though I stole everyday and never worked a day in my life I lived. I was immoral yet I was protected. Why had everyone else died while I was still alive? They never did something wrong they should have been protected by the great pickle god. I felt a strange feeling My body felt like it was liquid. I looked around my self and there was controlling the pickle juice. It protected me from not only the explosion, but it didn't devour me.
I had become a juice controller humans that have been chosen worthy to control the pickle juice by the great pickle god. The village I was born in was destroyed now I dont have anywhere left to return to. The death place of my parents lied in this village. Now the village is destroyed. Ill exact vengeance upon the pickle king if its the last thing I do.
This was the last thing the pickle god needed to confirm. The determination to control the pickle juice. My determination was revenge and I needed power to carry it out. I had just been chosen by god and the symbol of my existence emerged. A waxing crescent moon had been embedded in to my eye. I set off my journey to kill the pickle king would be long and hard.
Part 1 fin

Had no clue what I was doing but it came out like this soo idk. Dont hate on random ass stupid pickle stories.

Ok im at school and bored so im gonna give the kitsune dimitri's mystical beast a background and where he was from and all that feel free to complain. Btw not factual based on actual legends of the kitsune.

The kitsune a sly intelligent being. They had a hard and deadly past. They would always go to war against mythical beasts that were stronger than them. Their intelligence greatly helped them in these wars, but in the end they just were not powerful enough to fight. After the great magic war of LC 1256 The kitsune were crippled heavily their numbers dwindled and other magical beasts tried to wipe them out completely.

A couple hundred years ago the god Inaria helped a Kitsune learn how to shape shift and control their magical powers to use a natural element. This kitsune passed on his teachings to his apprentices and so forth until one kitsune (the current king) taught all the kitsune how to control their magic powers. Every kitsune is born with complete control over one natural element and one alone such as fire, lightning, water and so on. The kitsune can not die from age, but they can die from diseases, battle and abilities that sap life. The amount of tails a kitsune has represents their strength, age or wisdom. The strongest kitsune right now is the king. The king has 9 tails and considered the strongest kitsune in the entire kitsune race. Ill finish later

Why did I click on dis?

nice fastbreak
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:06 PM
i dont hack like yoiu

*you
Elway 10/18/12 7:06 PM
I saw you using fastbreak
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:06 PM
ill send you a screen shot
Elway 10/18/12 7:06 PM
of waht
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:06 PM
of right now
Elway 10/18/12 7:06 PM
after you take out nodus
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:07 PM
how would i do that...?
Sending file to Elway 10/18/12 7:07 PM

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christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:07 PM
look at it. nothing.

well imma play some tf2 with snyp3r
Elway 10/18/12 7:08 PM
I saw you hacking
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:08 PM
i dont hack
Elway 10/18/12 7:08 PM
Then why did you suddenly start breaking blocks at the speed of light when you thought I was gone
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:09 PM
i wasnt...?
Elway 10/18/12 7:09 PM
I saw you
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:09 PM
i dont hack

i would swear on a bible

that i do not, and have not hacked.
Elway 10/18/12 7:09 PM
and all this time you were just accusing other people of hacking just to cover up yourself
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:09 PM
i dont hack
Elway 10/18/12 7:09 PM
I saw you

and I'm reporting you to nick
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:09 PM
i swear to god i do not hack
Elway 10/18/12 7:10 PM
God'll ahve some punishment to do then since you lied to him XD
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:10 PM
except im not lying..?
Elway 10/18/12 7:10 PM
nice try

I saw you using fastbreak
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:10 PM
im being 100% honest with you
Elway 10/18/12 7:10 PM
bullshit
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:11 PM
you can think what you want, but i do not hack
Elway 10/18/12 7:11 PM
again, such bullshit
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:12 PM
im telling you right now that i dont hack
Elway 10/18/12 7:12 PM
you use fastbreak

I saw you
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:12 PM
i dont use any sort of hacks
Elway 10/18/12 7:12 PM
deny it all you want I know you were using fastbreak

do you ahve optifine?
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:14 PM
ya

so i can run 60fps
Elway 10/18/12 7:14 PM
optifine comes with nodus

I would know because I am an admin on other servers

and am their security for hackers
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:15 PM
actuallly i had to use pats .jar he has optifine

optifine doesnt just come with nodus. you can download it seperately
Elway 10/18/12 7:15 PM
yes you can
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:15 PM
which is what pat did
Elway 10/18/12 7:15 PM
I'm not stupid
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:15 PM
and when i needed his .jar thats how i got it
Elway 10/18/12 7:15 PM
but I know for a fact you used fastbreak
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:15 PM
if you really want ill send you my .jar

no i did

nt
Elway 10/18/12 7:16 PM
as soon as I was out of your little 50 block area (radar)
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:16 PM
i was mining just the same as you left as when you came bak

*back

and ill send you my .jar if you really dont belive me.

*believe
Elway 10/18/12 7:17 PM
you could just send me a regular .jar with optifine in if

*it

and yes you were mining the same when I came back
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:17 PM
alright then i wont send you it if your not going to believe me
Elway 10/18/12 7:17 PM
but I saw you fast-breaking in long range
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:17 PM
you what?
Elway 10/18/12 7:17 PM
^^
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:18 PM
im still confused
Elway 10/18/12 7:18 PM
You're a hacker and you know it
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:18 PM
im not a hacker
Elway 10/18/12 7:18 PM
I'm reporting you and your "trustowrthy" sorry little ass
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:18 PM
go ahead, they all know i dont hack
Elway 10/18/12 7:18 PM
They will all know you do hack
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:21 PM
they already know i dont hack
Elway 10/18/12 7:22 PM
and I have a recordign of pat saying he ahs nodus
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:22 PM
neither of us use nodus...
Elway 10/18/12 7:23 PM
pat used to I know that and you use fastbreak
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:24 PM
i dont use any kind of hack, and i dont believe one bit that pat would even lie about using nodus.
Elway 10/18/12 7:24 PM
I'm done with you, you piece of shit hacker
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:24 PM
thats a whole lot coming from you. and again i dont hack.
Elway 10/18/12 7:24 PM
fastbreak much?
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:25 PM
nope
Elway 10/18/12 7:25 PM
got fastbreak?
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:25 PM
nope
Elway 10/18/12 7:25 PM
yep
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:25 PM
actually i dont
Elway 10/18/12 7:25 PM
deny it one more time and I'm reporting you
christian.visgatis1 10/18/12 7:25 PM
go ahead, i dont hack.

So intriguing

Snyp3r_Vip3r wrote:

Pickles are just Cucumbers soaked in evil.

Pickles vs. Cucumbers

That_Guy wrote:

I love bananas

WTF?! whos that guy

EDITED:sorry for double posting

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
I Remember the days when Elway would leave a skype call if you said shit.

Part 1.I shivered in the cold basement, pulling a damp cloth sack over myself to hide my shame. It was then i realized what I had done.
A dark figure in the corner whispered in a haze of his cigarette smoke "I hope it was worth it". . .and slid me a Klondike bar

part 2.I take a deep drag from my cigarette, the glowing embers at the end highlighting the broad shapes of my face for just a scant moment.
With a chuckle, I exhale the smoke, forming a hazy cloud in front of my face that only helps to hide it from view.
"Well, was it worth it?"
I gesture to indicate the basement.
"Was all of this worth a Klondike bar? If so...what would you do for another?"

part 3.The dark figure approached me as I held tight to my Klondike bar. The cloth covering my blood stained hands warmed me on the cold concrete I laid on.
With a chuckle the man looked over to me and muttered the words,"I have more" before leaving me to my eternal silence.

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He gave Vivek the Klondike Bar.

Anyone else notice that we have 99 registered users.... someone make another account cuz thats really bothering me.

You walk down a small corridor searching for something anything that could get you out of the house you got trapped in. You see a small door with light creeping under it. You slowly open it and notice a small dangling light on the ceiling while you notice a strange smell. The room was dark with relatively few traces of light. You look down as u see a small child with one shrunken arm a distorted face, no legs and scars across his body lying in his own feces. He begins to say,” Mommy, mommy is that you?” He approaches you in a slow crawling motion saying, “ Please stay with me I’ll eat the rats too, just please don’t hit me”

You know its bad when I think about this in my free time.

Since I want this to stay on off topic imma bump it with a poem I made when I was depressed about going to guntur ( A random place in India that I will most likely die in)

In The Eyes of Death

Looking through the eyes of death
All you ever see

Is a sole forgotten dream
And hope that used to gleam

Now replaced with sorrow
With no faith for tomorrow

A single shred of light
To leave this endless night

Yet it will never happen
Our hope is once again blackened

Oh looking through the eyes of death
A fate that must be bequeath